Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

Free Shipping
Orders over $75 USD or $100 CAD ship free! 📦 (Because you're already spending enough on ibuprofen and caffeine).

Order Processing Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days after purchase. Processing times might drag out a bit longer during peak seasons—much like waiting for Friday to finally show up.

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4–8 business days depending on your location and the shipping method you selected at checkout.

Track Your Order
You'll receive tracking information via email once your order leaves our hands—so you can watch your package move slightly faster than you do on a Monday morning. 

Secure Checkout
All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout system. Your info is locked down tighter than a rusted bolt. 🔒

The Fine Print
Delivery times are estimates and may be derailed by carrier delays, weather, or other factors completely beyond our control (much like everything else in life). ⚠️